unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via irishistible-horan)

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via irishistible-horan)

my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

(via shia-laclothed)

+